Examples of stupid questions people can ask these days!!!!!!!!!
1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:- Are you sleeping?
A: No! I'm training to die?:)
2. When It's raining and someone notices you going out, they ask: - Are you going out in this rain?
A: No,in the next one.:|
3. Your friend calls your home phone:- Where are you?
A: At the bus stop!:/
4. They see you wet coming from the bathroom:- Did you just have a bath?
A: No, I fell in the toilet bowl!8-|
5. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask:- Going up?
A: No, no, I am waiting for my apartment to come down and get me.>:O >:O >:O
6. Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers. And you still ask him:- are those Flowers?
A: No baby! They Carrots.:*
7. You're on the queue to buy tickets at the cinema, a friend saw u & ask:- what are u doing here?
A; I'm here to pay my school fees.
Happy Monday :-)