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19 April 2011 @ 08:20 am
it's a good thing they didn't see the demo lol  

 

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fazlyn_nfazlyn_n on April 19th, 2011 12:30 pm (UTC)
HAhahahahahaha.
This remind me of this...




kissmegreen (Lyan)kissmegreen on April 19th, 2011 12:38 pm (UTC)
lol... Yucky & misleading! lol
Their expression shows that they're having a heated discussion though hehehehe...
fazlyn_nfazlyn_n on April 19th, 2011 12:41 pm (UTC)
Yup yup...so serious indeed.

Bet the parents will simply faint if they saw the kids.
But kids nowadays are so advance. It scares me...LOL
kissmegreen (Lyan)kissmegreen on April 19th, 2011 12:51 pm (UTC)
I know right.. but sometimes it's what the kids are exposed to....

My friend sent me this joke yesterday: it's funny but also sad.

here goes:

Teacher:- what's wrong?
Johnny : Our house is very small. Me, my mum, my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, 'Johnny r u sleeping?'
Then I say No & then he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye"
Teacher:- 2nite when ur dad asks again, keep dead quiet & don't answer.
The following morning Johnny comes back with a severe black eye again.
Teacher: My goodness why the black eye again?
Johnny: Dad asked me again, Johnny are u sleeping? & I shut up & kept dead still.
Then my dad & my mom started moving, u know, at the same time Mum was breathing erratically, kicking her legs up frantically & squealing like a hyena on the bed.
Then my dad asked my mum, R u coming?
Mum said, Yes I'm coming, r u coming too?
Dad answered:- Yes.
They don't usually go anywhere without me so I said, wait for me, I'm also coming

******
I had to cover my eyes >.
fazlyn_nfazlyn_n on April 19th, 2011 12:53 pm (UTC)
Oh dear...

And the scary thing is, I think this situation is possible... :)
kissmegreen (Lyan)kissmegreen on April 19th, 2011 01:01 pm (UTC)
hmmmm... I know... sad... *looooong sigh* :(
BUT, enjoy your evening dear>.
fazlyn_nfazlyn_n on April 19th, 2011 01:04 pm (UTC)
Will do Will do...

Currently writing my new update on To sir with love. (^_^)
Lets see if i can update it 2nite~
mocoharumamocoharuma on April 19th, 2011 02:01 pm (UTC)
hahahahahha, so funny and cute lol! i got on top of you
thanks sweetie for the post. made me laugh
kissmegreen (Lyan)kissmegreen on April 19th, 2011 02:57 pm (UTC)
Haha no problem!
Kids are so daring and curious nowadays lol :)
darkwingflitedarkwingflite on April 19th, 2011 04:51 pm (UTC)
*FAINT* 'feel good part'.. goodness.. LOLOL..
seriously hun.. where in the world do ya get ya pictures from?!
but then again.. on a serious note.. children these days.. i totally see them trying to do this actually.. they know too much.. and see too much.. before they can even handle that much..
whatever happened to the 'oh im so shy around girls/boys' or the 'yucks. boys/girls are disgusting' remarks when asked what they think of the opposite sex at a young age.. sigh..
kissmegreen (Lyan)kissmegreen on April 19th, 2011 05:24 pm (UTC)
I know right!
that 'fee good' is like the bummer...
but I was giving fazlyn a semi joke about why kids these days are so 'prime or overly informed'...

here goes:

Teacher:- what's wrong?
Johnny : Our house is very small. Me, my mum, my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, 'Johnny r u sleeping?'
Then I say No & then he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye"
Teacher:- 2nite when ur dad asks again, keep dead quiet & don't answer.
The following morning Johnny comes back with a severe black eye again.
Teacher: My goodness why the black eye again?
Johnny: Dad asked me again, Johnny are u sleeping? & I shut up & kept dead still.
Then my dad & my mom started moving, u know, at the same time Mum was breathing erratically, kicking her legs up frantically & squealing like a hyena on the bed.
Then my dad asked my mum, R u coming?
Mum said, Yes I'm coming, r u coming too?
Dad answered:- Yes.
They don't usually go anywhere without me so I said, wait for me, I'm also coming

******
I had to cover my eyes >.
darkwingflitedarkwingflite on April 19th, 2011 05:46 pm (UTC)
yeah i read that semi-joke.. just repeated it to a couple of my colleagues.. they almost died laughing..
but it's really sad.. cos i do see it totally becoming a real scene as well.. sad aint it.. and the poor boy might not even really know why he got punched in the face by his father yet again.. for now that is.. till the day he realised where his parents were really 'going to'..

side note.. it was a totally sweltering day.. and i got onto a train that had a spoilt airconditioning system.. it was totally an oven.. everyone was totally sweating buckets.. when i got off the train, the 36'C outdoor air actually felt cooler than that in the train.. i swear.. if anyone fainted from the heat in the train, im so totally gonna sue the train company for attempted murder..
kissmegreen (Lyan)kissmegreen on April 19th, 2011 06:02 pm (UTC)
I know right! it's a really bad joke but I still can't help laughing lol..

The whole heat thing happens to me with the bus sometimes... I've taken noticed that everytime I'm at the bus terminal it's always the bus without AC stopping at my feet and sometimes because I'm always rushing or the crowd is a bit thick, I would end up going on... but trust me.. it's super hot... so nowadays I travel with water in my bag to keep the temp down... :)

I always tell my friends, that the life of the pedestrian can be hard sometimes lol..
darkwingflitedarkwingflite on April 19th, 2011 07:22 pm (UTC)
hahahaha.. soudane.. the hard life of a commuting pedestrian..

on a side note.. the convo between ya and redina.. totally.. OH. MY. GOODNESS.. i totally almost LOL in the office.. face was weirdly contorted from trying to control my laughter.. how i wish the teachers in my country are as interesting and innovative.. but alas.. the bane of being in an Asian country..
kissmegreen (Lyan)kissmegreen on April 19th, 2011 09:42 pm (UTC)
lol, if you think that's bad... In college we used to take condoms and play water war hehehehe.... basically we filled the condoms with water, tie it and then pelt it at each other lol...

such is the 'perks' of western culture lol

darkwingflitedarkwingflite on April 19th, 2011 09:58 pm (UTC)
oh i did that in university for a freshman orientation camp! it was one of the games played when we went to a beach for a one week camp. when we saw the condoms that were meant to be filled up with the sea water and used as ammunition, instead of balloons, our faces.. brightened up.. LOLOL.. and we had so much fun for that particular game.. hahahaha.. it was needless to say.. really fun.. cos we had mini games on the sidelines with the condoms too.. LOL..
kissmegreen (Lyan)kissmegreen on April 19th, 2011 10:14 pm (UTC)
haahahah I was wondering about that kokame reference lol.. *hides face in embarrassment* anyways, I deleted all evidence.. hehehe

my freshman orientation is not to be discussed, *evil smile*
darkwingflitedarkwingflite on April 19th, 2011 10:28 pm (UTC)
LOL..ya deleted all evidence ne.. Lol..

Freshman orientations are generally.. Too 'happening'.. to be discussed.. LOLOL..
Dinaredina on April 19th, 2011 05:34 pm (UTC)
Re: it's a good thing they didn't see the demo lol
I remember one sex ed class where the instructor showed how flexible condoms were sticking her hand in one and stretching her fingers out... and then she blew one up like a balloon. {g}
Renge64renge64 on April 19th, 2011 05:41 pm (UTC)
Re: it's a good thing they didn't see the demo lol
that must have been super awkward! XD
what were the other students saying?
Dinaredina on April 19th, 2011 06:01 pm (UTC)
Re: it's a good thing they didn't see the demo lol
The instructor was trying to point out condoms are fairly durable, but there was quite a bit of snickering. {chuckle}

kissmegreen, our instructor used a cucumber and recommended just a dab of water-based lube (oil-based lube negatively affects the latex) at the tip to help it slide down. Plus, a little bit of 'wiggle' room at the tip creates some nice friction on the penis' head.
kissmegreen (Lyan)kissmegreen on April 19th, 2011 06:11 pm (UTC)
Re: it's a good thing they didn't see the demo lol
OMG, I swear, this convo is just too much for me to remain composed/professional in the office without LOL! your teachers are quite drastic ne.. I luv it :) I'm sure everyone learnt something that day!
darkwingflitedarkwingflite on April 19th, 2011 07:56 pm (UTC)
Re: it's a good thing they didn't see the demo lol
and once again, im reminded why i love reading redina's posts..

have been a silent reader of your posts for quite a while.. especially loving your KoKame spam posts.. please keep them, and your humour coming..
kissmegreen (Lyan)kissmegreen on April 19th, 2011 05:53 pm (UTC)
Re: it's a good thing they didn't see the demo lol
Ok I can understand the hand demo but blowing it??? WAHHH LOL, like seriously lol... how did the class react?
my instructors mostly used bananas as a demo of how to put on/use condoms, though I vaguely remember one trying to make the point of not using lubricants with condoms because it increases the chances of it bursting.... so she poured some liquid vasoline on the inflated condom and was continuously and vigorously rubbing it with her hand until it BLAP! it burst... high school.. lol